Stuff Spanish Kids Say

"Where did you learn English? We know you speak American, but did you learn English in school?"

"You studied advertising and now you're an English teacher? How curious!"

She is from Basque Country. She is a Basquet.

Hello, do you love me girlfriend? (I found this one on a note addressed to me)

Choke me! (when asking for a high-five)

Tonight, we go to the street, for party.

American boys are sexies.

Me: How do you say "mariquita" in English?
Student 1: Ladyboy!
Student 2: I think that's something different...

Playing 20 questions:
Students: Is American?
Question Answerer: Yes
Students: Is a religious figure?
Question Answerer: Yes
Students: Is Osama bin Laden?
Question Answerer: YES!